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Sep 8, 2016·1 min read

Indeed!

Chris Messina

Inventor of the hashtag. Ever-curious product designer and technologist. Previously: Google, Uber, Molly (YC W18).

…that, we call it Buy Another Pair, Idiot. Can’t believe there’s so much fuss over a headphone jack. If we had more time we would have removed so much other shit. We were going to take away the home button and replace it with Forehead TouchID so that every time …

Yeah We Removed The Headphone Jack. The Fuck You Going To Do About It?
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